Tofu bob!

If you are reading
this, you are a banana!

I talked to one of my best friends online today for a couple of hours, and she was having a crappy day, so I thought I'd write her a note to cheer her up.
My poor poor girl- you must read a copy of this email I already sent you (Guy's rules), which i will post up here for all of you to view.
but here are a few inside jokes 4 u-
Cheer up buckaroo!

You don't want to be a sheep ba ba ba ba ba!

Hey, you can't get that sign in here-its still on the pole. (remember when we went to the camp w tina, and the mcdonalds parking lot?)

o, and even in the middle of nowwhere, there's still got to be at least one thing to do- bluelight special aisle 3- condoms! (o yeah, everywhere has a walmart sad to say) cheap cheap cheap.

throwing up in the milk gallon at chris b's- u know why! You're hardcore!

going silly with Crissy over at movies 8

why you'll never work with the elderly again-
Sister Bitch-a-lita

Throwing crap at Steve's window, walking in the snow

hey sarah- open up and say "big things" lol

days spent at truck stop (and no thats not what we're talking about u sickkos!)

playing bomberman at tinas

eating food and just can't stop because your hand just is stuck in that motion (u remember what I'm talking about)

well, hope these made you feel a little better
lub lub heres a hug